The Intellectual Sexiness Test

This is a test to determine how intellectually sexy you are. Not to be confused with simply having a dirty mind, which can be very unsexy if there's no intelligence behind it. Also not to be confused with straight braininess, though some find that sexy, it's not sexy in and of itself. This is a test of how creative, liberated, and knowledgeable you are about sex and sexuality -- all the things that make a person intellectually sexy. *** Warning: Strong sexual content. Skip this test if you are easily offended. You'd fail anyway.